Pug Cleaning Products: The Pug Equivalent of a Day Spa

pug cleaning products

Pug Cleaning Products? Yes, I think it’s fair to say over the past 20-30 years we’ve all become a little, especially with these winter clothes, well let’s call a spade a spade, obsessed with our pets. There are now Doggy Day Cares, Physiatrists and now thanks to Jeff Bezos and the guys at PetPost, which is now available on Amazon, you can give your Pug a groomers level of cleaning in your own home.

I’m going to give you a quick overview now of some of these, and what I would love is that you let me know in the comments at which product you thought to yourself…this is too far!

Wrinkle Wipes

The first Pug Cleaning Products are these wrinkle wipes are important because as you know our Pugs (and ew…Bulldogs) have got a lot of wrinkles which need to be cleaned. It is one of the most important issues of our time, not that much else is happening in 2020 eh? I do like PetPosts confidence in the product however…

“100% HAPPY DOG GUARANTEE If the Petpost Bulldog Wrinkle Wipes does not work better than other dog wrinkle cleaners, *or if you or your dog just don’t like it* we’ll replace it or give you 100% of your money back”

I wonder do you need to provide proof that the dog is unhappy.

Nose Butter

I was only thinking to myself the other day, our little pug Frida badly needs to Nose Butter, and thanks to Amazon you can now buy it right here. According to the manufacturer it “Moisturizes your dog’s nose, reviving and softening the nose with layers of all-natural butters and oils” which I personally think is the most important thing in the world.

Tear Stain Wipes

If there is one thing I can’t stand with our pug, it’s those god damn Tear Stains and I tell you what, I’m so happy that now I can buy these Tear Stain Wipes which “With regular & consistent use, this product has proven to be highly effective at lightening the most stubborn tear stains, and preventing future stains from occurring, even on white fur.” Even more amazing is just how high quality they are…being made from a “JUNIPER BERRY & COCONUT BASED FORMULA”

Dog Ear Wipes

Actually this is the least ridiculous thing on this list, other than the fact that these wipes are a little over engineered for Victoria Beckham, let alone a dog. ” LUXURIOUSLY SOFT COTTON WIPES makes getting to your dog’s ears easy. Say goodbye to measuring capfuls, spilled solution, cheap pads, and unhappy pups!”

What did you think was the craziest product, let us know in the comments!